Flavia Isabel (AKA Medusaks)

Proposed commencement speaker: Mr. Burns

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:08:33 -0400

Proposed commencement speaker: Mr. Burns

thequeenofscream: beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:40:08 -0400

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

This! #millenials

Entertainment Weekly: Bruno Mars Says His First #1 Hit Was Rejected Because of His Race

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:17:16 -0400

Entertainment Weekly: Bruno Mars Says His First #1 Hit Was Rejected Because of His Race:

nezua:

rhapsodyincolour:

Three years ago, Bruno Mars became a worldwide superstar with a string of smash hits. But before that, he struggled for years to make it, and reveals that one of the barriers to his becoming a pop star was his race.

Bruno is Puerto Rican, Jewish and Filipino. In the cover story of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, he says that when he and his songwriting partners came up with a song called “Nothin’ on You,” Bruno figured it was his ticket to the big time. But when he brought it to a music industry decision-maker — a guy he won’t name — the reaction shocked him.

“He goes, ‘Oh man, oh man, what a song,’” recalls Bruno. But then, he says the guy told him, “You know what kind of white artist we could break with this? Blond hair, blue eyes, we could make this kid the next thing!”

“It was just kinda sad,” Bruno tells EW. “It was like, ‘Man, what about the kid that played you the song and wrote it and produced it…what about that guy?’”

That experience, Bruno said, made him feel like a “mutant,” and he says that was his lowest point. “Even with that song in my back pocket to seal the deal, things like that are coming out of people’s mouths. It made me feel like I wasn’t even in the room.”

Thankfully, the story has a happy ending. “Nothin’ on You” went on to become a #1 hit for Bruno and rapper B.o.B. It was nominated for three Grammys, and it launched Bruno on what’s became one of the hottest pop careers of the decade.

disease of the mind, these people with mouths full of blue eyes

This is pretty horrendous. On a better note…success is sweet revenge!

There Are So Many Wrong Things In This Piece

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:08:55 -0400

There Are So Many Wrong Things In This Piece:

ABOVE the entrance to America’s Supreme Court four words are carved: “Equal justice under law”. The court is pondering whether affirmative action breaks that…

I hate to give this article pageviews…but…y’all should see this.

Maybe later this week I’ll feel that motivation to go line by line and pick it apart.

mediaite: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:58 -0400

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

LMAO BOOM goes the dynamite!

Listening to Random Access Memories.

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:07:00 -0400

Listening to Random Access Memories.

Is this real life?

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:18:48 -0400

Is this real life?

Got Too Close to The Man

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:01:40 -0400

All these little cocktail parties and polite small-talk…they have a way of doing that. And I got too comfortable.

Just had a somewhat rude awakening. They were never on our side. They’re so comfortable. They’re so rich. Why would they ever care?

Does Han Solo complain about the Friend Zone when he thinks a girl he likes doesn't like him back?

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:12:59 -0400

fuckyeahmelancholy:

NO.

pulpofiction: my sister and i decided that we don’t want...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:55:02 -0400

pulpofiction:

my sister and i decided that we don’t want condolence letters when we die

only memes

Memes @ our funeral.

Damn, now i want to go to my funeral.

Just to sum up Star Trek: Into darkness for you all

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:13:05 -0400

evenstar345:

Spock/Pike/Bones/Audience: Kirk! Don’t do that stuff.

Kirk: Yes but I’m going to do that stuff.

The Tumblr purchase by Yahoo has created lots of inappropriate fodder for the Tumblr community....

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:40 -0400

The Tumblr purchase by Yahoo has created lots of inappropriate fodder for the Tumblr community. …Can’t put a price on snark. :D

oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:58:36 -0400

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:55:51 -0400

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:55:36 -0400

First Couple of Fabulous.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:35:38 -0400

First Couple of Fabulous.

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:22:25 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

Paul Krugman’s right: Austerity kills

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:48:03 -0400

Paul Krugman’s right: Austerity kills:

Austerity kills — radical cuts destroy economies and lives, and the honest numbers and economics keep proving it

nezua: telegantmess: iphotographlove: sugarblaster: gayandroi...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:44:35 -0400

nezua:

telegantmess:

iphotographlove:

sugarblaster:

gayandroids:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

“I also call it suitor abuse, in that such a woman tends to manipulate men for fun and profit by encouraging them to pursue her, then pretend she hadn’t a clue they were interested in her and shoo them away. It’s setting people up for failure, creating strong motivations and dismantling them for a perverse sense of power. Women who do this are monsters, plain and simple, and deserve to be treated accordingly. They know very well what they’re doing, and only shout the “you’re only nice to get sex” tirades to create a smokescreen while inflicting further abuse. What they don’t count on is that the men’s movement will eventually be able to, and indeed must eventually, ensure that either laws or community standards (or both) are enforced against them.”

*vomits everywhere*

What the fuck

That is scary shit.

Why are these men pretending to be so fragile? Weird.

OMG Laughing my ass off for real though! FOR REAL!

Well-Intentioned Partner

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:37:56 -0400

* watching Star Trek into darkness. Female character in state of undress. *

partner leans over and whispers: “you’ve got nothing on her.”

Me: “what?! Excuse you.”

Partner: “what? I’m trying to say something nice!”

*sigh*

Me: “the phrase would be… SHE has nothing on YOU.”