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takingtheangeltoisengard:

vivianandhersocalledlife:

fleeingthemundane:

That’s it. That’s tumblr.

this is surprisingly accurate

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Proposed commencement speaker: Mr. Burns

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thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

This! #millenials

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nezua:

rhapsodyincolour:

Three years ago, Bruno Mars became a worldwide superstar with a string of smash hits.  But before that, he struggled for years to make it, and reveals that one of the barriers to his becoming a pop star was his race.

Bruno is Puerto Rican, Jewish and Filipino.  In the cover story of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, he says that when he and his songwriting partners came up with a song called “Nothin’ on You,” Bruno figured it was his ticket to the big time.  But when he brought it to a music industry decision-maker — a guy he won’t name — the reaction shocked him.

“He goes, ‘Oh man, oh man, what a song,’” recalls Bruno.  But then, he says the guy told him, “You know what kind of white artist we could break with this?  Blond hair, blue eyes, we could make this kid the next thing!”

“It was just kinda sad,” Bruno tells EW.  “It was like, ‘Man, what about the kid that played you the song and wrote it and produced it…what about that guy?’”

That experience, Bruno said, made him feel like a “mutant,” and he says that was his lowest point. “Even with that song in my back pocket to seal the deal, things like that are coming out of people’s mouths. It made me feel like I wasn’t even in the room.”

Thankfully, the story has a happy ending.  “Nothin’ on You” went on to become a #1 hit for Bruno and rapper B.o.B.  It was nominated for three Grammys, and it launched Bruno on what’s became one of the hottest pop careers of the decade.

disease of the mind, these people with mouths full of blue eyes

This is pretty horrendous. On a better note…success is sweet revenge!

ABOVE the entrance to America’s Supreme Court four words are carved: “Equal justice under law”. The court is pondering whether affirmative action breaks that…

I hate to give this article pageviews…but…y’all should see this. 

Maybe later this week I’ll feel that motivation to go line by line and pick it apart.

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

LMAO BOOM goes the dynamite!

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Listening to Random Access Memories.

Is this real life?

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All these little cocktail parties and polite small-talk…they have a way of doing that. And I got too comfortable.

Just had a somewhat rude awakening. They were never on our side. They’re so comfortable. They’re so rich. Why would they ever care?